Through the window of the cafe in City Hall I spotted Deputy Mayor Doug Holyday standing out in the lunchtime chill in Nathan Phillips Square, patiently being interviewed by a television crew. Since the announcement of Judge Charles Hackland’s ruling in the mayor’s conflict of interest case, the deputy mayor has become the de facto face of the administration, issuing stay calm and proceed alerts as the city deals with an official leadership vacuum for the next couple months or so. Not Winston Churchill in the face of the blitz but still, strangely assuring.
I have an oddly dichotomous opinion of the councillor from and last mayor of Etobicoke. In person whenever we cross paths, he is extremely courteous and gracious, always nods and exchanges greetings with me. I’m fairly certain he has no idea who I am, what I do or why I’m always hanging around his place of work. But I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t matter if he did. Colleagues of mine who have regular dealings with him and share more of my politics than his tell me the deputy mayor always makes himself available and is gentlemanly and cordial.
But then there is the Grandpa Simpson side of Doug Holyday that makes regular appearances on council floor or in a committee room during heated exchanges. Little Ginny. Remember her? That poor neglected child raised by negligent parents in a downtown high rise, destined to die an early death when she’s relegated to playing in the traffic or shoots off the slide on her roof top playground and plunges 95 stories to a bloodied splat on the ground below.
Why, just this week, under pointed questioning from Councillor Janet Davis about the uniformly male, uniformly suburban make up of the members of the mayor’s two most powerful committees, Executive and Budget, going forward in the terms second half. Look, the deputy mayor responded, he’d welcome more downtown councillors, would love to have more women on the team, if only they could get with the program and set aside any independent thinking. When asked what his problem with entertaining more diverse opinions and views, he seemed nonplussed. Because… because DAVID MILLER! because BRIAN ASHTON! BRIAN ASHTON!!
In no way, shape or form could the deputy mayor be mistaken as anything other than a hardcore, fiscal conservative. No Red Tory is he. But it does seem that he is a more realistic assessor of the political situation in front of him. You don’t spend 125 years in politics, even politics in Etobicoke, and not know how to adapt to a change in the winds.
This is why I put forward the proposal that if Mayor Ford is really and truly put out to pasture, if his appeal in January to overturn Judge Hackland’s ruling falls upon deaf ears, that instead of plunging into a distracting and noisy by-election, city council designate the deputy mayor the actual mayor for the remainder of the current turn.
Believe me, this goes against every retributive instinct in my body. That scorched earth inclination to raze everything and anything reminiscent of Rob Ford’s time in office. A Northerner demands the South’s destruction not reconstruction.
Deep breath. Inhale. Exhale. Allow cooler heads to prevail.
Hear me out (and forgive me if any or all of the following suggestions contravene any statute of the City Of Toronto Act. I have not read it in its entirety. You see, back in the 1990s, my daddy was…)
There would be some serious stipulations in appointing Doug Holyday mayor. First, he could not run for re-election in 2014, using this appointment as a high profile platform. He might even consider this his municipal politics swan song.
Second, no coaching football or any equivalent activity to occupy his afternoons. Keep those crazy Kiwanis meetings to non-council meeting evenings, sir.
Third, a Mayor Holyday would remove Councillor Frances Nunziata from the Speaker’s chair, replacing her with the current deputy speaker, John Parker. Going forward, it’s important to restore a tone of civility and decorum during council meetings. Councillor Nunziata has proven herself incapable of providing such an environment during her tenure in the chair.
Next, a Mayor Holyday must share the job with council of completely overhauling the Striking Committee, appointing new members not because of their ideological loyalty but to reflect the diversity of council makeup. In turn, such a Striking Committee would consider other committee appointments based on the same principle of diversity and inclusion. To try and lessen the whole us-versus-them mentality that has laid siege to City Hall.
On many of the committees, I don’t think there’d be the need for major renovations. A tweak here and there. Maybe flip a vice-chair to chair to bring a more bipartisan look to the Executive Committee. Say, a Councillor Chin Lee or Gloria Lindsay Luby replacing Councillor Cesar Palacio as Chair of the Licensing and Standards Committee. Councillor Mary-Margaret McMahon takes over for Councillor Norm Kelly as Chair of the Parks and Environment Committee.
There would be two deal-breaking change of appointments before Doug Holyday could take over as mayor. Both Councillor Mike Del Grande and Denzil Minnan-Wong must be relieved of duty from their respective committees. Along with Speaker Frances Nunziata, they are the most non-Ford divisive and destructive forces at council right now. To go forward with any hope of a constructive 2nd half of the term, these two – the Stadler and Waldorf of Toronto politics – must be relegated to where they belong. The backbenches of braying opposition where they’re only allowed to make noise and not a mess.
The final stipulation for a Mayor Holyday would the necessity of appointing a deputy mayor that was his polar opposite in political view, geography, gender and/or ethnicity. While I love the idea of a Deputy Mayor Janet Davis in a Mayor Doug Holyday regime, I think it would be ultimately unworkable, a sitcom in and of itself. So, how about a Deputy Mayor Pam McConnell? Yes, occasionally a Mayor Holyday’s head would explode in righteous indignation but, let’s be honest here. That’s going to happen regardless.
While the idea of such an unorthodox arrangement might run contrary to everything the straight-laced Holyday stands for, I think he could look upon this as his final and finest contribution to a long if not entirely distinguished career in public service. He could be the one who rose above partisan rancour to help heal the rift of a city divided. A grandfatherly figure dampening the heightened emotions of his unruly brood. Wisdom besting acrimony. Good will trumping ill.
And by reaching out this way, appointing the deputy mayor mayor, those currently in opposition in council would accomplish two things. The administration of a Mayor Holyday would be a tough one for Rob Ford or his brother to rail against during their 2 years in exile. The inevitable campaign to recapture the mayoralty would lack satisfying target to shoot at.
The move would also acknowledge that the voters’ will from 2010 is not being denied. Doug Holyday was Rob Ford’s choice for deputy Mayor. By making him Ford’s replacement, there is some continuity, a peace offering.
If nothing else, what Toronto needs at this point is a little peace.
— honest brokerly submitted by Cityslikr
Love the post but I think you’re dreaming in terms of DMW & Del Grande losing so much power. Nunziatia being demoted is certainly doable.
Having Doug Holydale replace Rob Ford is the smartest thing to do, a election does not make sense, look at the money it would cost, but I bet Doug Ford will push for an election because the Ford brothers want to stay in Power at any cost. and he’s sure he will win.
Stop the circus
Holyday has been on the public teat since 1985! How about some new blood. The right has 19 votes plus Mammo & Berardinetti. The mush add up to 8 and there are 15 on the left. Where to go?
P.S. here’s an email I got
THE FORD SAGA
If anyone feels sorry for Rob Ford as the poor victim, they should remember how he and his friends tried to use the courts to remove Councillor Maria Augimeri from office last year. Ford threw his support behind Gus Cusimano in the race for Ward 9. When Augimeri defeated him, Cusimano went to court to try and have the vote overturned. When a judge at first ruled against Augimeri on a technicality, Ford pressured the City Clerk to say she must vacate her office immediately. Augimeri had to appeal and spend thousands of dollars defending herself.
She won, but then Ford and his cronies raised more money for Cusimano to go back to court and try to oust Augimeri again. Don’t believe the victim act – Ford has lots of blood on his hands when it comes to dealing with others. If you don’t remember what happened to Maria, just ask former TTC General Manager Gary Webster – fired after telling the truth about Ford’s bogus subway scheme.
I admire how this site doesn’t speak to Mayor Ford’s weight. But now I wonder if the Mayor’s weight will become water cooler talk gain. Surely this additional stress will push his blood pressure through the roof. I wonder, how long before his organs pass their own judgement and say to him, “enough, we’re ordering you take a break from office too, now!” Or will he remain steadfast, answering, “No, I’m not going anywhere. And don’t call me Shirley.”
Any solution that gets Nunziata out of the speaker’s chair is a good one.
If Ford is well and truly ousted after his various appeals, then I think the Council needs to get down to business without further delay with an interim mayor, simply because the City Council is losing all ability to make serious, credible decisions (e.g. this week’s decisions about plastic bags and the raising of waste disposal fees) that are not just a reflection of endless ideological arguments. And it’s credibility with other levels of government is rapidly dwindling.
But the interim mayor must *not* be chosen on the basis of the sort of backroom dealing, hidden from the public, described in the post above, and the Council’s prevalent behaviour to date. Holyday would ensure nothing gets done in the next two years and the same ridiculous divisions would continue in Council. (Remember, the majority of Council actually voted to reject/repudiate the advice of the Integrity Commisioner in the vote that lead to Ford’s MCIA case–Council is at least as guilty of unethical behaviour as is Ford in this instance.)
Instead, we need the councillors to actually take open, responsible decisions on our behalf and be held to those decisions. A good beginning would be a ranked public (i.e. published) ballot in Council of the councillors’ choices for interim mayor, done on the basis of instant runoff to avoid any wheeling and dealing. Just tell us your five top ranked choices for interim mayor, and be done with it! Similar procedure for the striking committee members as well.