Empty Suit, Empty Calendar

We’ve said many things here about Doug Ford over the course of his 16 years in the public eye, almost none of them positive. But there’s one aspect of his political career that we’ve woefully neglected to focus on. And that’s just how lazy a politician he is. Continue reading

Car Brain Rot

There’s this condition out there called ‘Car Brain’. It’s a semi-consciousness brought on by seeing life only through the windshield of an automobile. Continue reading

Tory Redux

So,

I’m sitting around, minding my own business, scrolling through the afternoon news feeds when I startle across this headline:

John Tory says he hasn’t ruled out another run for mayor

And I’m like,

are you fucking kidding me with that?! Continue reading