On Avocado Toast & $4 Cups of Coffee

In 2013, Gurner™ was established by Tim Gurner to take luxury lifestyle and development to the next level. Gurner™ became a brand that would inspire the imagination, delivering innovative, design-led experiences.

9 years on and Gurner™ has built much more than reputation. our successful track record is a result of the team’s skilful determination and passionate heart, underpinned by family values and a united commitment to excellence… Continue reading

407: That’s How Conservatives Roll

Coming home early evening from the great northeast after the last little bit of the day’s snow flew, we found ourselves behind a plow team making its way south toward the 401. When the opportunity arose, we decided to give the 407 a whirl despite similar ETAs. Cash be damned! You only live once, as old people think the kids today say, neither of us could remember ever having driven the toll road before. Continue reading

Monstrous Trucks

We need to talk about trucks.

Big-assed, military-grade, extra cabin space where I can store my massive balls, huge payload, Sam Elliott-voiced navigation system trucks with a capital T Trucks. Road-hogging, grille in your face, monster SUV and pick-ups that have come to aggressively dominate our streets and roads. 150s. 250s. 1500s. 2500s. RAMs. Titans. Raptors. Highlanders. Tahoes. Traverses. Range Rovers. Explorers. Escalades. Avalanches and Wranglers.

Motherfucking I need to tow a boat I don’t have capital T Trucks.

They’re killing us. Continue reading