Car Brain Rot

There’s this condition out there called ‘Car Brain’. It’s a semi-consciousness brought on by seeing life only through the windshield of an automobile. Continue reading

Tory Redux

So,

I’m sitting around, minding my own business, scrolling through the afternoon news feeds when I startle across this headline:

John Tory says he hasn’t ruled out another run for mayor

And I’m like,

are you fucking kidding me with that?! Continue reading

Good Neighbours

Reports of a French submarine popping up in Halifax last week offered a little morsel of hope and optimism to some here in Canada desperately searching for anything positive in the news lately. Solidarité! Fraternité! from across the ocean we read into the sub’s appearance. Stay strong, nos amis canadiens. We stand wiss you in your battle wiss zee tyran orange. Continue reading