“Funny you should mention pet peeves, M.”
“Did I?”
“Yeah.”
“When?”
“That time.”
“Oh, right. That time. And since we’re talking about pet peeves.”
“You know what gets my goat?”
“What?”
“People referring to pizza as ‘pies’. When did that become a thing again?” Continue reading
“What’s your thinking about singing dentists, Em?”
“… ummm… Like that singing dentist on the YouTubes?”
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“What would it take for you to throw your sandwich at an armed guy, you think? A turkey sub or hoagie, right at the chest of some flak-jacketed paramilitary goon with a holstered automatic weapon?” Continue reading