You want brief? Fine. Here’s brief.
I want a campaign of ideas not personalities. Do I care about George Smitherman’s workout regimen? Couldn’t give a shit. Hey. George is gay! Did you know that? Who fucking cares?! Why’s he running for mayor and what’s he bringing to the table that’ll make this city a better place to live in? That’s what I want to know.
The last time we elected a ‘personality’ mayor, we got an appliance salesman. Remember how that all worked out?
There. Short. Better, ‘cat?
— snidely responded by Cityslikr