(So recent news out of Ottawa has it that the Prime Minister’s office has compiled a list enemies, the Tricky Dicks they can be. But we here at All Fired Up in the Big Smoke picked up a big scoop today. Scrawled on a napkin in a council chamber wastebasket was a crumpled up jumble of names. We have no proof who this is from, but we have some guesses. Here it is for you, dear reader.)
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My enemy list
- Adam Vaughan
- George Smitherman
- The socialists
- The Toronto Star
- The CBC
- The Globe and Mail
- Gawker, but not Deadspin
- Streetcars
- Streetcars
- Streetcars
- Kerry Fraser
- Thugs
- Hugs
- Uggs
- Bicycles
- Wiretaps
- Ray Finkle
- Math
- Margaret Atwood
- Street nurses
- Misnomers
- Snitches
- TV cameras
- .GIFs
- Karen Stintz
- The NDP
- The Liberals
- The Lemon Party
- Starscream
- Rik Emmett
- Rick Astley
- Huron Heights Warriors
- Taxes
- Olivia Chow
- Clay Davis
- Clayton Ruby
- King Sombra
- Adam Chaleff-freshuidecihbhibcw
- Integrity Lady
- Judith Butler
- Glen MurrayGlen Murray
- Section 37 funds
- Gary Webster
- Will McAvoy
- Stuart McLean
- John Filion’s hair
- Kaiju
- Josh Matlow
- Paying for things
- Space and time
— scoopily submitted by David Hains