It’s Not You. It’s Me.

Look, baby. I just think we need a little space, take a little break. Maybe, see other people. Me? I got a date today with Torontoist. If you want to watch, click the link below.

Surplus, You Say? No. A One Time Savings.

(Yikes. That sounded creepier than I intended. Just read it.)

— greasily submitted by Cityslikr